Ireland Baldwin is single…her and her boyfriend she thought she was all about because she is 12 and that’s what 12 year olds do…especially when they have daddy issues and come from too much money and a broken home…and now she’s fallen off the rails…

She’s gone and dyed her hair purple, even though that was so last year, and she’s making these weird hair erotica videos for instagram that I feel you are capable of masturbating to…because I have faith in you and more importantly…you can masturbate to anything cuz your’e weird.

I figure now’s my chance to make her my wife and promise to help her and her modelling career…that one day will lead her in Sports Illustrated like her other rich friends…but I don’t think she’ll go for it..even if she looks like a broken down gutter street kid with no direction hipster…she’s not…

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