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2014

17

Mar

Jessica Alba Walking of the Day

I started the site in a time when Jessica Alba was the biggest deal, even though she can hardly act, and never got nude in movies, making her pretty useless as far as my very astute taste in women goes..it’s like either give me talent or titties…this filler shit that looks alright cuz it isn’t fat and has a nice enough Mexican face is ok, but I don’t celebrate shit unless I see her tits…and that was before being a mom of two…

So I guess I am posting this as a memory of what was, or maybe to say she’s not so great, or maybe to speak to you old timers who haven’t moved the fuck on, or as a reminder to the new comers who don’t remember who Jessica Alba was because she hasn’t mattered the last 10 years…that she doesn’t matter, even when in clown pants and her corporate mom site shirt…but people like me will post it anyway…even though they are the worst paparazzi pics pretty much ever…

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