I’ve been the gym at least once in my lifetime…and it did not look like this…but if it did, I can safely say I would have taken up fitness over drinking, because it turns out skinny bitches from drug addiction and malnourishment is far less hot that a bitch with a tight body…that works for that body…and that takes care of that body…even if the fit bitch is too alert and energized to be taken advantage of all high on protein shakes and green juices rather than sedatives to come down for cocaine…

All this to say, Iza Goulart almost inspires me to get healthy, but instead makes me just want to jerk off to work out videos like it was the 80s and they were the only think on TV…in a simpler time before porn.

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