Who gives a fuck…so some 18 year old gymnast was in her bikini on vine to cater to her creepy fans who don’t even care about her anymore because she’s turned 18. You see, there’s something about jailbait that makes jailbait not matter the day they turn 18, unless of course they use that day for good and not evil, by filming a porno movie so you get a piece of them as close to the cusp of legal as you can…otherwise they just fade into obscurity, especially when the sport the chose before taking on acting, was Gymnastics, where you fade out the day you turn 18 also, this shit is for nimble 12 year old Russian and Chinese girls. But the good news is…there’s always getting half naked to keep people talking and to get you that taste of fame you once had…cute. Even though bikinis are hardly fucking scandalous and if anything are boring. Give me spread labia. Seriously.

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