Rita Ora dropped a new video yesterday where she was pretending to be Rihanna, because that’s what the record label promised her, before she had to go off and start dating producer Calvin Harris in efforts to get hits…because hits is what he does and I guess like any relationship you end up in, whether it is for convenience or to better your life, you end up being the annoyed enough to give into your girl and help her make her dreams come true, because her dreams become your dreams, and then one day she’ll cheat on you with someone she thinks is more important, and you’ll kick yourself in the ass after realizing you signed over the rights to her music, and more importantly made her famous, only to get nothing but seeing pics of her with the guy she cheated on you with on their vacations in a bikini…but then you realize you’re rich and dozens of hotter aspiring bitches are ready to throw down on your dick…so long…good riddance…chubby side tit on the cover of ELLE…released the day her new video is released because they time this shit you know…

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