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2014

03

Apr

KIRSTEN DUNST Brings in the Spring in Harper’s Bazaar UK of the Day

Fashion really is so ironic and high concept art, because here they are using Kirsten Dunst, who is not a fresh face, and if anything, has seen much better days, years, even decades…she’s old, tired, washed up…she’s been eaten up and spat out by the entertainment industry many times, leading to rehab at least once or twice, and for some reason, never to an orthodontist..as part of their floral, bright, inspiring, spring look…I guess they tried to get Amy Winehouse, someone of equal relevance, but the cemetery she’s buried at denied permission to dig her up, so they went with a living dead instead of a dead dead…

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