Sara Sampaio is a Victoria’s Secret Model and I guess Sports Illustrated model, who is from Portugal and for some reason, that I assume involves sucking a lot of dick, has left her fishing village and become this model…

Now you won’t care about this at all, that’s why I posted some titty pics of her below, because you get what you want, and I get to call her out for her desperate instagram picture of the editor boss lady at Sports Illustrated, wishing her a happy birthday, despite never posting a pic of her and anyone else, wishing them a happy birthday, making me question her intentions in wishing that happy birthday ,even though everything she probably does is in efforts to advance her career…and I guess I just find desperation funny even when it happens at this high level…when I’m used to it happening with homeless bitches.

“Book me next year, I’m so nice, I wish you happy birthday, Book me next year”….I love obvious, transparent, good intentions for personal gain…

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