Kate Upton is a pig…and it turns out that a homie from Instagram who lives in LA doesn’t agree with me, in fact he made an effort to go an see her on the red carpet of her new movie, that we hope is her only movie, because the screen isn’t big enough for her sloppy ass…but that we can allow her to revel in, even though she’s an overrated pig who belongs in a barn, or at least would belong in a barn if her grandfather didn’t invent the fucking modern day washing machine..

Either way, here’s his paparazzi – titty perving on instagram that you’ll all like – because unlike me – you think this Upton uptown bitch is amazing…

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