Jessica Lowndes made Disney as perverted as a Disney exec on a casting couch at a local elementary school looking for the next Miley….I’m talking as perverted as Walt Disney himself the day he decided to devote his life to entertaining and distracting children through subliminal messages designed to brainwash them into behaving badly…you know like a school bus driver or any other grown man who obsessively gets down with kids…only she did it with a weird slow motion iPhone video of her titties bouncing as she runs through the theme park like a fucking sex offender out to seduce all the little boys and girls…and I guess what it comes down to is trying to figure out who the fuck Jessica Lowndes is because I have no idea and googling her is a waste of time, when I have so many better things to do, like not google Jessica Lowndes….

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