Heidi Klum is doing the whole popsicle sucking thing that you’d expect a Lolita style seductress to do at the hotel pool for some traveling salesmen sitting next to her, intentionally to piss of her dad, get a reaction, and because at 18 a bitch likes the power she has when she figures out how easy it is to seduce men…only Heidi Klum is 100 years old, making it hardly very erotic, especially when she posts it to her instagram in a “HEY LOOK AT ME I SUCK POPSICLES IN BIKINIS – LOOK AT ME – I STILL GOT IT – EVEN AFTER SEAL DESTROYED MY VAGINA WITH HIS MASSIVE PENIS AND A DOZEN BABIES THAT’S WHY I WEAR A SKIRT INSTEAD OF BIKINI BOTTOMS”…because sure she’s hot for 100 years old, but if I want to jerk off to her, I’ll just google her old stuff….not that I’d ever jerk off to her, there’s too much fresh vagina out there, ready to suck popsicles for instagram who I would rather see.

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