Jessica Alba is pretty full of shit. She’s just understands marketing and how to present herself to the public so that they buy into her stupid brand that probably makes a ton of money. She’s probably not even fucking or sleeping in the same bed as her husband, you know shit is probably all about money and the business and both parties are totally cool with their partnership…even if it is really just a lie…

So I see see was wasted at a bikini pool party…mom’s are allowed to get TURNT up…but I went to her instagram and all she posted was her at some mother’s day charity bullshit…meaning her getting TURNT is not really how she wants to present herself to the world, yet she still want to get TURNT…

It’s just this hypocrisy that goes on in the world, because I don’t want to support some Martha Steward of Parenting, knowing she’s just a bikini clad party slut up on some Tara Reid shit…I want bitch to commit to her Brady Bunch shit and to me this is a slip up, even though I love girls in bikinis..

I guess what it comes down to is that Jessica Alba doesn’t matter anymore..she’s old and a mom and even in a bikini sucks…so I should just end this post now.

TO SEE MORE SHITTY PICS OF ALBA PARTYING IN A BIKINI CLICK HERE

TO SEE PICS OF BUSTED UP HOOKER CRYSTAL HEFFNER A SIMILAR VEGAS POOL PARTY CLICK HERE

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