Ashley Tisdale is getting married. She had her Bachelorette Party on a Yacht.

I am going to assume it is for her boyfriend’s Green Card, since he’s from the UK, and she’s busted, but maybe it’s actual marriage, since she was pushing 30 back when she was on High School Musical, what must be 10 years ago, and her biological clock must be ticking, not that any sane person who wasn’t looking for a Green Card would really listen…

You see, Ashley Tisdale has a busted up face, and the only thing that was saving her, was that she was addicted to fitness and had a great body, but even staring at her ass, the only position I assume her boyfriend, assuming he’s not gay fucks her in, she’s looking’ pretty dumpy…like so many mom’s who trap their man with a hot body before they settle down and devote their life to cake before her…

I guess it’s not too late for any of these tricks, even though they are all old now…they are still in bikinis celebrating and I guess that is more important than not being in bikinis….

Here’s their FR-ENEMY Ashley Benson, who is actually seeing success, in her Behind the Scenes Video of the Day to celebrate not being invited to this sham wedding’s bachelorette party…

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