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2014

21

May

Rumer WIllis Bikini Pic of the Day

Rumer Willis posted this bikini pic, and turns out that this is her fucking angle. She should be a director of more than just her social media pics.

She’s figured out that if she wants to look pretty she just needs to tell the photographer to keep stepping farther and farther back….until her face blends into the rest of her, and all that can be seen is half nakedness, and no potato head or mutated features thanks to her mom, to get in the way of it…because if Demi and her billion dollar plastic surgery has taught her anything, it’s that you can fake it with a tight body…

All this to say…bitch is looking’ good right here, right now, but maybe I’m just desperate…

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