Kate Winslet is turning 40, in a year, and for some reason that was the focus of the article on her in whatever Magazine…because I guess they couldn’t just talk to her about what matters when it comes to Kate Winslet….her tits..

You see, when I hear that she is turning 40, all I think of is that she’s had a solid 25 years of dudes playing with her tits, staring at her tits, judging her by her tits, deciding her worth from her tits, because let’s face it, ever since Titanic, the only thing that mattered about Kate Winslet was her fat tits..

So here are some of her tits for the magazine spread. I am glad I know how to dissect really insignificant stuff, like 20,000 dollar photoshoots with Kate Winslet..to focus on what matters…her tits.

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