Eliza Doolittle has a ridiculous stage name…but that’s not the tragedy in these pictures of her ass crack looking pretty fucking cute on the beach…the tragedy is that these pictures happened in Miami, and I’ve migrated to Florida accidentally, due to a love of leathery white trash women on meth with fake tits living in trailer park communities with a pool I get to sit by all day…meaning I was physically 45 minutes away from this British spoiled brat who made a career out of her parents connections, something I tease but don’t really hate on, because so many rich and connected kids before her just crashed their BMW into a Deli in Santa Barbara after killing off a bunch of people or developed a drug addiction…making shit happen, even when shitty, is still better than doing nothing…and as far as I’m concerned…her ass crack is her best work to date…I mean that booty is serious from this angle…

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