Eliza Doolittle has a ridiculous stage name…but that’s not the tragedy in these pictures of her ass crack looking pretty fucking cute on the beach…the tragedy is that these pictures happened in Miami, and I’ve migrated to Florida accidentally, due to a love of leathery white trash women on meth with fake tits living in trailer park communities with a pool I get to sit by all day…meaning I was physically 45 minutes away from this British spoiled brat who made a career out of her parents connections, something I tease but don’t really hate on, because so many rich and connected kids before her just crashed their BMW into a Deli in Santa Barbara after killing off a bunch of people or developed a drug addiction…making shit happen, even when shitty, is still better than doing nothing…and as far as I’m concerned…her ass crack is her best work to date…I mean that booty is serious from this angle…

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Eliza Doolittle is some trick in a bikini – who I guess isn’t much of a trick at all because unlike all the other instagram hookers who aren’t making money but who have a massive fan base for no fucking reason other than hard work taking bikini selfies, this girl, who does make money, left out the crucial parts of her bikini in this bikini selfie…her pussy definition…

But the good news is, she saved it for the paparazzi.

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Eliza Doolittle may have a stupid name…but she’s wearing a stupider dress, but not in stupid like she shouldn’t be wearing something like this, but stupid in the 80s hip hop way that means shit is pretty awesome because it shows off her little perky tits and little perky tits make for a good fucking time when you’ve got nothing better to do…

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I don’t really give a fuck who Eliza Doolittle….I don’t really see a need to look her up and figure out her story….because I doubt it is all that interestng…or any more interesting than the fact that she’s in a bikini…reminding us that right now…all that matters when it comes to her…is this fucking moment….until the next time she puts herself out there…replaces this one….who cares here is her ass crack…

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