I just obtained Sophie Turner’s criminal record and mug shot and it made me laugh.

For those of you who don’t know who Sophie Turner is, She’s an Australian celebrity who dropped out of Law School, because she won some kind of Australian reality show about being a model, moved to LA to continue her quest of stardom, the USA didn’t give a fuck, despite her attempts to get noticed by the paparazzi but instead she just turned to twitter for attention… she got married for a Greencard, went back to law school and is now a lawyer…and is now getting arrested for 273.6 of the California Penal Law …despite her normally being more about the penal to further her acting career that never was…and lawyer career that must be comical every time her fake tits give you legal advice…

So someone sent me these documents from when she got arrested for domestic violence, beating her husband. It was back in March, but she’s so irrelevant that’s how long it takes for this shit to trickle in…in fact she’s probably the one who sent it to me, since I’ve been around since 2004 and I am probably the only person who knows she exists…

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