I have this theory that Jessica Alba is a fucking scam and a horrible mother….

That when she was an actor, she wasn’t good or worthy of her fame or hype…even if that famous bikini pic of her went viral….

Now that she’s a mother, she’s not as good at actual parenting as she is at exploiting the fact that her uterus took a shit a few times in efforts to trap her husband who had dumped her at the time…typical ghetto mexican trash strategy in keeping a man…by launching a brand of baby bullshit that’s making her millions…

Here are her nipples to prove it…not that they prove anything, but they are hard…and that’s as good a way to prove a point than any.

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Here she is announcing that she’s just landed in Turkey in what is likely the worst shot instagram video in the history of Instagram….

I prefer her HARD NIPPLES

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