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2014

25

Jun

Debby Ryan is a Red Carpet Face of the Day

I don’t really give a fuck about red carpets, I find the whole process of elitism pretty ridiculous, like these motherfuckers are important, or more important than you because some asshole put them on some guest list bullshit…not to mention the idea of laying down a red carpet for anything other than some noble prince dismounting his carriage to enter the palace because he’s got too much fucking money and a kingdom of idiots to lay down red carpet so that his feet don’t touch peasant concrete…is just fucking annoying…and played out…like limos…

You see there was a time when the rich and famous could afford limos and driver, and now it is available to every white trash mom on her 40th birthday…it kind of lacklustre…

Either way, her name is Debby Ryan and she attended some event that she looked thrilled to be attending as she made zero fucking emotions with her face and that for some reason is really funny to me…is she medicated, is she a robot, does she want to be at home and her PR and stage mom are making her do this, is this just her autistic way…

Either way, she looks like a boring fuck.

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