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2020

10

Sep

Debby Ryan Looking Intense of the Day

I don’t know what Debby Ryan thinks this is, some sort of casting couch from when she was discovered on a Nationwide search by the Disney Channel back when she was probably too young to be prostituted out to an evil industry….yet she has survived…

I find the 12 year old Alabama getting famous petty fucking weird, but that was a long time ago, she’s now living her 27 year old married check life while looking good.

I actually like Debby Ryan, I saw her Beauty Pageant girl turned killer show that recently got cancelled and thought she was good….so this moody body shot works for me..which I am sure was the purpose of her posting this pic…you know to seek my approval…speaking to me in code…subliminally like I was one of her exes….as exes do.

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2020

01

Sep

Debby Ryan Taking Her Pants Off of the Day

Debby Ryan is some hot young actress who I guess isn’t that young….at 27, it’s almost the end of the ride for her, but there’s always the potential to play the mom in movies once she hits 30, I mean it’s worked for Meryl Streep and others…

She’s another one of these poor victims of Hollywood who was sold to the industry at the age of 7. Straight from Alabama, to Hollywood dreams thanks to the “GOOD” people at DISNEY….who love that shit…

Since I don’t do that whole Disney Kid pervert shit, I only get wind of them later in life, when they start the standard marketing of themselves as sex objects which usually happens at 17 or 18, at least it did with every trending Disney Kid over the last 15 years, they all go slutty….to get that second wind out of their career.

She’s apparently a singer, which makes sense because Disney trains all these idiots, but I know her from Insatiable where she plays some Beauty Pageant girl. They didn’t renew the show, but I liked the show, and that’s a fail on the show’s part….

I think she’s pretty hot for some other dude’s wife, she got married last year….and here she is in the most MORMON of swimsuit pics….because the top pic, she’s in a Swim Suit, and I said she’s old, but at 27, you can still wear a damn micro bikini man, but instead it’s the girls who shouldn’t be in one-pieces wearing the one pieces, while the women who should be in the one-pieces because they are fat or old…in the “I don’t give a fuck, look at me if you want, I want a tan”….skimpy two pieces…

Anyway, she’s cool


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2020

23

Apr

Debby Ryan Getting Wet of the Day

Huntsville, Alabama’s own Debby Ryan, who I fucking hope you don’t remember Debby Ryan from when she was on Barney & Friends, unless you are under the age of 27, in which case you grew up with her and that’s ok…however I KNOW THE DATA and the average age of the readers of this site is about 65 years old, I’m just that fucking relevant that old people accidentally end up on the site while probably tying to click on a google link they don’t understand while trying to look up their grandkid’s instagram account. You know since old people are dumb….just ask COVID what he thinks of them…

ANYWAY, she went onto star in Disney’s show called JESSIE in 2011-2015, so I’ll hope you don’t know her from there either, but then again, she was 18 in 2011 so she’d be the ONE time you can jack off to the Disney channel, all those other times you’ve done it is a reminder that you should be locked the fuck up…..

I discovered her watching a show called Insatiable, which was about a Beauty Pageant murderer and I thought she was great on it…all round-faced and hot.

She’s engaged to the drummer of 21 Pilots, I don’t know that band, but it’s recommended you jerk off to her bikini pics listing to the rhythm of his drumming….to live out that “BULL” in a “CUCK” fetish you have since you’re usually the CUCK.

Debby Ryan Bikini Earth Day

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2020

20

Feb

Debby Ryan’s Legs for a Shoot of the Day

Debby Ryan may be 26 years old and she may be in a bunch of new projects…like Netflix’s Insatiable….which I watched. I don’t leave the house so binging on bullshit is something to do…and for someone who didn’t really know Debby Ryan….I realized she is pretty hot.

She was also in Horse Girl, which is supposed to be a rip off from some other movie, where she played the hot roommate to Alison Brie’s schizo weirdo character….also something I watched because I have nothing better to do.

You perverts probably know her from the Disney Channel where she got her start when she was 15…and have been following her ever since.

In more annoying Debby Ryan news, she’s like a Selena Gomez or Demi Lovato or Ariana Grande in that she also does shitty pop music, I guess part of the Disney school of talent.

Well now she’s promoting shoes using what look like long legs…and I’m all about it…so fancy, so luxurious.

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2018

19

Dec

Debby Ryan is not in Pants of the Day

I don’t know who or what Debby Ryan is and I’ve probably done posts on her saying I don’t know who Debby Ryan is…because that is just the type of pervert website blogger master bater that I am…

I don’t keep track of all these sluts, especially since I don’t have cable or a real interest in keeping up with a who’s who…

I am assuming she is a Disney Star, because if she was a Disney Star it would be a natural progression for her to be posting pics of her pantsless to her social media…

I guess it is part of the Disney Training, that right of passage, that staying relevant and marketable….

But I guess Debby Ryan could be anyone..she conuld be Paul Ryan’s wife, she could be Meg Ryan’s daughter, she could be Ryan Reynold’s sister…

I just know she’s in a bikini….and despite being replaceable, the same as all the other sluts, doing the same tactics that are all over IG..she’s getting a post up on her and that’s magical…I mean not really but it’s good enough…

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2017

24

Apr

Debby Ryan Nipple of the Day

You may remember Debby Ryan from when she was on Barney & Friends. Weird….

Yes…a child actor in the Barney Franchise….Weird…..

Yes…whored out by her parents….but more creepily recognized by you – because you shouldn’t watch Barney enough to recognize the 23 year old version of a kid who was on the show – especially when you don’t have kids…it’s what gets you on the registry…where you belong…

She went to some event with no bra on, blazer open, cuz she wanted you to see her tit, so thank her for that with a jerk off…and remember…free the nipple is a good thing – unless I am doing it – in public….because…I’m not a 23 year old with massive nipples…famous from whatever she does – I am too lazy to google her IMDB…when all we care about is the tits…

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2016

14

Apr

Debby Ryan DUI of the Day

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You probably don’t know who Debby Ryan is, or maybe you do, because I have seen random pics of her on the pervert website and the pervert message boards that fuel pervert sites like this….

But I don’t actually know who is who on Disney unless they break through like they were Bella Thorne or Selena Gomez, because I don’t fantasize about bitches on TV as there are thousands, even millions of sluts of all ages eager to suck dick because I’m their last chance of being seen by the public…

What I am saying is that my life is really pathetic, but clearly not as Pathetic as a married dad who can’t watch porn and is forced to jerk off to the shows his kid’s watch, leading to jerking off to kids his kids bring home, leading organizing pool parties to get them in bikinis,to drugging them and SUBWAY Jared-ing them.

Point being, this Debby Ryan character got a DUI, not an IUD, but she probably already has one of those, so that the Disney Execs don’t accidentally knock her up….

She got busted because she got into an accident, but she didn’t get charged FELONY…

She wrote some apology / her PR team wrote an apology / DISNEY doesn’t fuck around…

“Over the last few days I have had the chance to think about my actions, and I wish I had used better judgement. I recognize that I am a role model and have always worked hard to set a good example for my millions of fans. I am so sorry to disappoint everyone.”

She’s 22, sold by her parents to the industry and like a Lohan with no childhood, she’s trouble being legally allowed to drink…but she’s also on TV…and like most people on TV, gets paid 500 dollars a day, and with 500 dollars a day, she could probably afford a fucking UBER…

She could probably invoice her TV show for the fucking UBER…

When people drunk drive instead of spending what is probably 40 dollars on an UBER…is just idiotic…even if it’s got her press and in the news..giving her a bad girl, drunk girl, who makes bad decisions, which excites me stunt…

Here are her slutty instagram pics…fuck she doesn’t have slutty instagram pics…that cockteasing whore.

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2015

10

Mar

Debby Ryan is not in Pants of the Day

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I don’t know who or what Debby Ryan is….but I am assuming a Disney Star, because if she was a Disney Star it would be a natural progression for her to be posting pics of her pantsless to her social media…I guess it is part of the Disney Training that makes these girls hireable for life, and not just because of the blowjobs they learned to give at a young age…but because they also learned how to sing and dance to be the best girls out there, all while knowing that at any given time and new girl could come in and replace them…

It’s good for their sanity…and also…their blowjob skills…

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2014

25

Jun

Debby Ryan is a Red Carpet Face of the Day

I don’t really give a fuck about red carpets, I find the whole process of elitism pretty ridiculous, like these motherfuckers are important, or more important than you because some asshole put them on some guest list bullshit…not to mention the idea of laying down a red carpet for anything other than some noble prince dismounting his carriage to enter the palace because he’s got too much fucking money and a kingdom of idiots to lay down red carpet so that his feet don’t touch peasant concrete…is just fucking annoying…and played out…like limos…

You see there was a time when the rich and famous could afford limos and driver, and now it is available to every white trash mom on her 40th birthday…it kind of lacklustre…

Either way, her name is Debby Ryan and she attended some event that she looked thrilled to be attending as she made zero fucking emotions with her face and that for some reason is really funny to me…is she medicated, is she a robot, does she want to be at home and her PR and stage mom are making her do this, is this just her autistic way…

Either way, she looks like a boring fuck.

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