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2014

08

Jul

ESPN Body Issue of the Day

Every year ESPN celebrates athletes by getting them naked….It is their answer to Sport Illustrated Swimsuit…only with more strategic nudity…I prefer naked athletes in a sports magazine, than vapid cunt models who have no reason to be in a sports magazine….

I don’t watch sports, but I will look at athletes naked, and they do impress me, even if it isn’t my typical description of vision of beauty or erotic…They are muscular, ripped, often times a little scary…but they work hard to make their bodies machines..

I know that dudes hate on these girls and call them manly, because they are big, bulky and intimidating….but I like to think there’s nothing wrong with that…and more importantly, someone out there is jerking off to it, even if it’s not me.

The surfer, is the hottest one. The rest of the pics kind of boring and are seriously lacking labia…

The People included in this issue are:

AJ Evans, Angel McCoughtry, Amy Purdy, Coco Ho, Danyelle Wolf, Hillary Knight, Jamie Anderson, LynZ Pastrana, Megan Rapinoe, Venus Williams

VIA ESPN

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