Whenever I see a girl who posts a picture of a dog in her vagina – or on her vagina – wither she’s naked or clothed, I always wonder if she’s ever slept nude with her dog, only to wake up to him licking her vagina, because she’s either got her period or didn’t shower, only to close her eyes for a few minutes before pushing the dog off saying “gross, wwwwww, OMG, I can’t…I Literally Can’t”…

Now I am not sure if that’s a testament to how twisted I am, or if it is more about how little faith I have in girls to not let a massive tongue on their vaginas knowing that no one will ever know they had the massive tongue on her vagina…

I know girls have been eaten out by dogs…just google that shit…it is disturbing…but my theory if one person posted that to the web…10000s of people are doing it…

Freaks.

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