Lindsay Lohan posted a couple of selfies that no one really cares about…because she’s Lindsay Lohan…and doesn’t really matter..

She’s expired. You know once a great thing, then an interesting thing to watch crash and burn and fade into obscurity, only to make the occasional re-entry, each time with less star power than before…because the world is a fast moving place…

Sure sometimes, when the scandal is hot enough, the tits are exposed, the sex tape is released, or she dies, we’ll stop to look…

But to track her like this was 8 years ago and celebrity internet blogging was new and exciting, and Lohan was the focal point, is just not ever going to happen again…but I’ll keep on looking every once in a while – because I believe she can turn it around…and win an oscar…if she wasn’t such a horrible fucking person…

Not because I care her new boyfriend is named “Philip” and she was kissing him on a yacht…or because I ever liked any of her movies…but because…#tits.

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