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2014

30

Jul

Miley Cyrus Handjob Grip of the Day

Everyone freaks out about Miley showing her asshole to the world through bad, skinny ass cheek, white girl twerk. You know when she’s not “Freeing the Nipple”…for a campaign that she feels is socially relevant because she likes showing the world her nipples even though the world doesn’t care…but I think her most offensive work to date hasn’t been grinding a married dude at an award shot. It was not spitting on her fans…or killing off her dog…or proving her team are drone puppets who do what they say. It was not destroying the youth with her bad influence…and shitty candy-coated content they eat up…

The most offensive thing to date has been this picture of her showing off her grimy little hand in a grimy little hand job position.

This is the equivalent of her simulating a blow job, as she’s done, only it looks far more abrasive…bitch needs to moisturize or take care of those farm hand looking things…seriously…this is the worst I’ve seen her…I’ve had better looking hand jobs from homeless chicks who used the slimy greasy sludge filth from not washing as lube…

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