Drunk girls are amazing. They are fun.

In fact they are the only girls I have ever really known or had sex with. Sober girls are just dull, boring, uptight, angry and not down to sit on my face on a park bench because I’ve convinced them I’m shooting an MTV pilot using my iPhone…you see drunk girls…along with running into things…are also very easy to convince to do things…naked things…and not feel like a predator…because I’m broke as fuck, it’s not like I bought them those drinks…they have to take responsibility for themselves…and their actions…and their intake…I’m just an innocent bystander with my own agenda that they don’t have to participate in if they really don’t want to…all I do is ask.

Either way, funny video.

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