Carmen Electra, a B-List, Playboy chick turned MTV Host, who was actually a fucking babe, despite her stupid fake tits and cheesiness, is still going strong, if you consider going strong, hanging on as fucking hard as she can to her looks because they are all she ever had…either showing up to events or more importantly getting booked for the occasional cameo, something far more impressive than when she was getting paid 2,000 dollars to show up at your local night club to party well into her 40s….

This is what happens when a woman chooses herself instead of having babies…here’s my shitty top 5 – because I am mocking top 10 lists on the internet. Clickbait….works for everyone but me.

1- Despite being plastic – she was able to rotate enough to show her ass from a strategic vantage point…

2- Despite being plastic, she was able to lift one leg and do the Flamigo pose

3- Despite being Plastic she was able to crack some kind of smile…

4- Despite being plastic, she was able to brush her fake hair out of her fake face…it looked so natural…she’s a real talent

5- OMG Two Hands…Double Fisting…Her Favorite

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