These Miami fame whores are hilarious…and for some reason, they all come from Italy.

It’s like all the fame whores in Italy gather around a plate of Pasta and Pizza after an olive oil wrestling match for a bunch of guys in the Mafia driving Ferraris and plot how to take over the American Paparazzi and collectively come up with BIKINI…such a complicated thing that fucking works.

Yet, American Fame whores haven’t been able to figure out the process, reminding us all that Americans are lazy as fuck and that the rest of the world, will take over…if our Fame whores don’t start strategizing better…

Because I use instagram, I know the Amarican fame whores exist…I just don’t see them getting chased by the paparazzi..

I guess Italy won this round…they can thank this girl’s hot ass…

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