These Miami fame whores are hilarious…and for some reason, they all come from Italy.

It’s like all the fame whores in Italy gather around a plate of Pasta and Pizza after an olive oil wrestling match for a bunch of guys in the Mafia driving Ferraris and plot how to take over the American Paparazzi and collectively come up with BIKINI…such a complicated thing that fucking works.

Yet, American Fame whores haven’t been able to figure out the process, reminding us all that Americans are lazy as fuck and that the rest of the world, will take over…if our Fame whores don’t start strategizing better…

Because I use instagram, I know the Amarican fame whores exist…I just don’t see them getting chased by the paparazzi..

I guess Italy won this round…they can thank this girl’s hot ass…

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Lauren Cremaschi doesn’t matter. She’s a nobody. You’ve never heard of her…she hardly exists…yet for some reason the nice people at the paparazzi agency are taking pics of her in a bikini because people like bikini pics and buy bikini pics even if the girl in the bikini is not even an instagram model. She’s just some hot body, possible hooker with a foreign name…writing shit on her ass for attention

Like a real bottom feeder, with a bottom I’d like to feed with my mouth…

The formula is pretty simple to get in a bikini, trick a paparazzi, get on the blogs, but that shit doesn’t make you famous anymore, too many low levels have caught on, but it does help them score rich husbands, and I guess that’s what being a girl is all about…

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