As much as I hate Katy Perry’s music, she doesn’t really offend me as much as she should, even when doing the ice bucket challenge in slow motion, in a bikini…but I am probably not offended – because of the bikini. It is one of those pieces of clothing that I am just a sucker for, and it’s so typical to be a sucker for, because they are designed to make girls good to look at – even when they aren’t. But maybe I am into bikinis because they are the one thing the hookers I deal with don’t fuck with, because my 6 dollar an hour budget…only affords soiled panties they find in dumpsters from girls who shit themselves..

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