Jessica Hart is a gap toothed, Australian model with big tits who dates Billionaire Stavros, who has likely given her Paris Hilton strain of Herpes, along with all the other girls he allegedly banged, but who I’m not convinced he banged, because he’s so next level rich, that he knows that these girls are just hookers.

He is a legit billionaire, there’s just no way to really trust a girl’s intentions when you come with the first class 5 star life. So you just keep them around like a harem of hookers, but don’t call them hookers, call them models, since models are much more respectable in their “Pay me for sex if you have a yacht” hustle.

I’m not hating, I like her tits. Tits that I guess by Google Ad standards make GQ pornographers. In America, nipples are bad. Yet people still advertise on GQ, even with the nipples…so maybe I just do things wrong, clearly, as I sit here on my couch with the only tits around are mine – and they aren’t hot at all.

That’s all I have to say about gappy tits and her boyfriend she’s trying to marry for obvious reasons – while she’s half naked for a mainstream men’s mag…

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