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2014

28

Aug

Megan Fox Shitty First Pitch in Korea of the Day

When it comes to overrated babes from the 2000s, who are pretty talentless, but embraced by the industry and shoved down our throats as the it girls, or the hot girls, or whatever the fuck they are….I am far more into Jessica Alba…

Maybe it’s because she just raised 70 million dollars for her IPO of her HONEST company, and a figurehead of billion dollar companies gives me boners…I mean if you’re going to deal with a loose pussy with two annoying kids, even in your fantasies, it might as well be worth over 100,000,000 dollars…instead of being worth the royalties the baby daddy still gets from 90210…a role that defined him…and trapped this Megan Fox…

In conclusion, I’ll still watch her throw a pitch at a baseball game, I got nothing else to do.

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