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2014

08

Sep

Rita Ora’s Got Too Much Ass for Her Pants of the Day

Rita Ora wore this outfit last week, that was far too tight for her chubby body, and I guess the seams gave out because as we know, sweatshop made clothing no matter what the price point, if in a few sizes too small will split…I’ve seen this happen to fat women many times and it is all equally funny, I am just bummed that Rita was on her period and wearing panties, because all I see here is a lost opportunity for a red eye – anus flash..which is really all I am interested in looking at when a girl is in this position…because the anus is the gateway into a woman’s soul…obviously…and the place I don’t mind licking but only because I want my cause of death to be eColi….it’s just makes for a nice obituary “died from eating some poorly wiped girl’s asshole”…

Either way, wardrobe Malfunction – the most PG 13, elementary school, cartoon-like joke- way…

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