Emily Ratajkowski posted this picture of her on her instagram looking pretty fucking skinny, and busty, which I guess is a good thing because that’s really her job description and if she was anything but skinny, or busty, she would have nothing but a giant, weird looking belly button to distract from her bird face that I think is overrated, but that I also think was maneuvered really well to to this level of fame.

I mean in ways she’s the Pam Anderson of this generation. Titty Model, to Topless Music Video Vixen, to getting cast in movies like she originally wanted to do….it’s like a modern day story of overcoming all obstacles she faced as a rich LA scenester with big tits..and fake lips…up against so many other rich LA sceneters with big tits and fake lips…

I don’t hate what she represents, tits get hits, tits lead to fame, if you got tits, show them to me, it may work out for you, I just kinda hate her.

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