I'll Make You Famous…
 
 

2014

19

Sep

Elle Brittain for Oyster Magazine of the Day

On June 10, I made the mistake of calling out some random model who got naked for either a photographer or a campaign for being some attention seeking girl who just craves fame like so many of these models before her….I guess when she came across it, she didn’t see the humor in me calling her out for being a model willing to get topless for a little attention, with hopes of fame, all while posing for free…instead she wrote me mean emails, hit me up on social media, where she was also mean…and as it turns out…she will not be having sex with me this weekend or really any weekend.

So…the key to talking about models I’ve never heard of, especially when I find them amazing, is to not make them feel bad or like idiots for getting naked, but rather to encourage their nudity so that they do more of it, since when you find a girl willing to get naked for free…you keep her around and keep getting her naked for free…you don’t call her out intentions that may not even be her intentions…like maybe none of these girls want to be famous, they just like being naked…

Today, I am learning to celebrate the babes who get naked…rather than tease them…because that’s the write thing to do in this Politically Correct Christian run society….at least when dealing with topless tits…

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