Elle Brittain is amazing, and not just because she got mad at me for doing a post on her declaring my love for the world of low level instagram models…because it allows people like me to find gems like this…which I think was pretty nice of me..it’s saying “Hey check out Elle Brittain, she’s a fucking nobody, but she gets naked for free and may become a somebody, because she’s fucking hot”….right…

I probably went into a bit more detail about how I wanted to taste her unshowered asshole, as I do…but I just see that as flirting…with no need to get mad…we’re all in this together and let’s do this together…you know a rat race where the odds are against us…or at least let me watch while you do it…because I’m lazy….

The point of the story is that I want to eat her unshowered ass, because she’s perfect, going places, the next Emrata, which isn’t saying much more than “she has good tits and really doesn’t need any talent beyond that…because the world likes good tits…”…

I love Elle Brittain…and I don’t care how much she hates me….I want to be the Monkey on her Shoulder…or eating her ass while she’s sleeping…cuz that’s the only way I’ll really ever feel or find love…

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On June 10, I made the mistake of calling out some random model who got naked for a photoshoot because she had awesome fucking tits that I guess she wanted to take to the next level of tit attention by having a broader audience look at her tits…and possibly celebrate her tits…making all her tit dreams come true…

I assume, I went on about how she’s just another one of these instagram aspiring acts who is either signed with a shit agency or just lured in by a creep photographer…who is on a mission to help her get known…or at least that’s the promise because of promises of fame…

In case you don’t read the top left of this site “I’ll make you famous” is my slogan for a reason…girls are dumb, especially ones who want to be celebrity models, and promises of fame through nude pics is a great way to take advantage of them…and get them nude…often times, they even fuck….

So in being an internet asshole, I called this one a girl who just craves fame like so many of these models before her….and I guess when she came across it, she didn’t see the humor in me calling her out for being a model willing to get topless for a little attention, and not money, with hopes of fame, all while posing for free…instead she wrote me mean emails, hit me up on social media, where she was also mean…and as it turns out…she will not be having sex with me this weekend or really any weekend.

What I learned from that is to not out the strategy on a public forum like this site…don’t let the models getting naked know they are a punchline or just something to jerk off to or fuck…perpetuate the lie, really believe the lie, and nurture the lie, and celebrate the lie…and the tits getting naked due to the lie…because that’s what I’m into…I like these no name, ambitious little twats showing their twats like it was porn…

I spent 20 years asking girls to show me their tits and being rejected, the fact that the mainstream have these egos and vanity and self absorbed attitude…is perfect and feeds my plan…to see them all naked..

So I encourage their nudity. I want them to do more of it. I encourage their drive..and that she gets naked for free…since when you find a girl willing to get naked for free…you celebrate her…you keep her around and you keep getting her naked for free…until eventually she gets a rich boyfriend…who talks some sense into her…

You don’t call her out intentions that may not even be her intentions…It is possible that none of these girls want to be famous, they just like being naked…it turns them on, and this is the next level in exploring their sexuality…I’m not them, I just want to look at them..

So let’s celebrate the babes who get naked…rather than tease them for being desperate…because we like desperate….

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