Jessica Simpson is back…all it took was a wedding picture she wanted to sell for millions. A contract with weight watchers she wanted to fulfill for millions. A little hard work and discipline from trainers and personal chefs to make it happen.

So if you’re fat, and you probably are, and you want to get fit, because you’ll live longer (not that that’s a good thing for you)…and your dick will look bigger to the hookers you pay for sex…then just pretend you have millions of dollars on the line..

Probably easier when you have millions of dollars on the line…

But I guess what I am trying to say is – at least she didn’t lose her big tits, and here’s someone poking at them…”are these things real”….

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