There were once rumours that Barbara Palvin was dating Bieber, when she did her first Victoria’s Secret Fashion show at 18, because Victoria’s Secret wanted to cover up the fact that the model who actually banged Bieber was Miranda Kerr, married mom on the gold digger program – with clearly and present perversion…it was bad for the brand…

But I’ve heard that Barbara Palvin is more into the black dudes, the pro athletes…and really I don’t even know why I know that, it’s not like I keep track of 21 year old Hungarian models…I just like them when they are naked…or half naked…or I guess channelling the 70s sucking popsicles…because it reminds me of a simpler time…I’m just bummed that when doing this 70s shoot, no bush was exposed in the process, because bush is the most important thing that happened int he 70s, at least according to me, who can’t even look at a vagina – unless it is wearing a furry pubic hair hat….

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