Willa Holland was the younger sister on The O.C. A show I used to watch because it allowed me to pray on young college girls when I was in my mid 30s and not really anything an 20 year old would want to have sex with – at least not on the surface, but the second I dropped some “Latest episode of OC” knowledge…girls didn’t care…they were just swooped in and locked down….manipulating the general public / hot dumb girls shouldn’t be so easy..but I guess I am glad it is…

She was also on Gossip Girl…which was from what I’ve been told The O.C. in New York…but I didn’t watch that one, I was too old to seduce girls when it was on the air and my penis just didn’t work at the same level – seeing as I threw in the towel…

She got her start because she hung out with Steven Spielberg when she was 7….sounds normal..I mean I guess like anyone else, the girls who make it are already rich and connected, their moms are hot enough to suck dick, or they are hot enough to suck dick…it’s funny that that stereotype is true…

Now she’s on something called Arrow, but more interestingly, she’s posting shitty bikini pics from afar on instagram – that I cropped because I like bikini ass on anyone – especially when it is too pixelated for cellulite.

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