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2022

18

Oct

Willa Holland’s Tits of the Day

Willa Holland is the reason why my original Twitter got deleted after 15 years of hateful and hilarious commentary that no one seemed to like, that never really got me viral, but maybe I don’t have the talent or jokes that deserve to go viral, but I still liked having my archive of years of things to cancel me over, but that they didn’t bother canceling me over, because I am already non-existent and basically cancelled…..

The reason they deleted “DrunkStepfather” the legend who never was, is because I did a Willa Holland post that called her mother some industry whore, because she was married to Brain de Palma and Stephen Spielberg was this bitch’s god father, something that makes no sense, but maybe she was passed around the rich men’s table….I don’t know, but it got my shit deleted…..Don’t mess with Brian De Palma’s whore wife or her daughter I guess….

Anyway, Holland played Micha Barton’s sister on the OC, which is still a fucking amazing show, I’ve rewatched it and they need to make shows like that again….she went onto Aarow and the Flash which I don’t watch because they are made in Canada super hero trash that are painful to watch…..but the more interesting thing about her is that she dated a hipster nude instagram photographer an let him snap off nudes of her to be edgy, which is what I’ll assume this titty pic is from, we’ll have to wait until the lawyers letter comes, because TAKING MY TWITTER WASN’T ENOUGH, ya cunt.

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2022

05

Aug

Willa Holland Bikini Selfie of the Day

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Willa Holland was Marissa’s sister on the OC, which I tried to re-watch recently and loved, but forget to keep watching. It’s on Amazon and Summer’s tits are far more amazing that I remember because I did watch the show back when it was on, I don’t remember Willa Holland necessarily, but I do remember being in my late 30s going to college bars to chat girls up with OC facts which never got me laid but probably could have if I was a predator with a fishing net……

So yeah, I called Willa Holland’s mom out in a post, because she was married to Brian de Palma, so I called her sex worker and Holland’s Godfather is Spielberg or some shit and the mom saw it on Twitter, early in the woke days, and got my original twitter @drunkstepfather………one I had since early twitter, with my archive of tweets that would get me cancelled if I had something to b cancelled from, or if I wasn’t already cancelled…….or maybe I just never was……….

But yeah, Willa Holland’s mom got my fucking twitter deleted, after live tweeting natural disasters, tragedies, MJ’s funeral, with all my worst jokes….a hip, young actress, who may or may not still act, I mean who cares about Willa Holland……but yeah, her mom ended my social media career…..

I should thank her, send her flowers, maybe marry her and become Willa Holland’s stepdad, but until then, I’m happy to see Willa Holland’s bikini selfie, because she’s looking pretty fucking hot..

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2021

17

Nov

Actress Gets Eaten Out on Camera of the Day

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THIS IS THE CUNT THAT GOT ME DELETED OFF TWITTER…Literally…

They are doing the famous MOUSTACHE RIDE picture that Terry Richardson did…because I guess people lack originality…

There was a time when I was an unnoticed troll on twitter, I had a handful of followers but it actually drove about 1/2 the traffic to this site, not that I ever read my analytics, I’m not a calculating cunt like that…..but I do like calculating cunts using my abacus.

This was before twitter was so fucking WOKE where you get cancelled for saying anything, so it was a big enough deal that I didn’t really care about because fuck twitter.

If you’re wondering why I got deleted off twitter because of this cunt…it is because I did a post on her where I called her out for being some sex slave to her God Father who you may know as Spielberg….

If you’re wondering why that got me deleted off twitter, it’s because her mom saw the story, and I guess since she was married to Brian de Palma, the director of a movie I used to jerk off to called “dressed to kill” because the main slut had a massive blonde bush and at the time I couldn’t believe blonde bush happened and it was enough for me…you know simpler times..

This girl, doesn’t have blonde bush, but she does have bush, because anyone who truly likes pussy, realizes that bush is fucking everything.

Anyway, fuck her mother for reporting my post about her PUBLIC FIGURE daughter who should be thick skinned enough to get teased by a meaningless blog….basically a NON existent blog…you know as thick skinned as her sugar baby opportunist pussy she baited Brian De Palma with to pave the way for her daughter in this evil fucking world…

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2019

26

Dec

Willa Holland Nude of the Day

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Remember when Willa Holland’s MOM sucked Brian De Palma’s dick so that her daughter could get into Hollywood because she’s a degenerate whore who hates men yet relies on them to feed her family and make her slutty daughter a star but then gets offended when her daughters slutty photos get circulated on the INTERNET?

If you don’t know the story because you don’t care about me as deeply as you should, I didn’t get any Christmas cards so I assume you don’t care about me the way you should, or Christmas MONEY despite knowing I want money….you won’t know that her mom is the reason I got deleted off twitter…

After what must be a 10 year or more run with my original @drunkstepfather, this past spring I posted something on Willa Holland being Brian De Palma’s slutty stepdaughter and it was a KIND hearted post…yet the mom, who was obviously a groupie fuck who ended up with Brian De Palma, told me off, reported me…and TWITTER ended….because the media connected will always beat the guy no one knows exists with the blog…

Here are the Nerd Enhanced versions..

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2019

20

Sep

Willa Holland Topless Thong Shot of the Day

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Willa Holland got me deleted off TWITTER.

I don’t know if you read this site or know, but I had a twitter account for a LONG fucking time, since twitter started. It wasn’t a bumping twitter because I never went viral and I barely exist on the internet, but for some reason people still come to this site, they just won’t follow me on social….which is fine cuz I hate social media anyway.

But yeah, so for years I wrote insanity to randoms, mainly women, they kind of shit that should have got me flagged cuz I am a pervert and I like saying perv shit on the internet – it is funny to me….and I never got deleted.

I live tweeted the Michael Jackson funeral calling him a pedophile the whole time…never got deleted…lost 1000 followers but never got deleted.

I linked every blog post automated from this site and stepSMUT which is hardcore shit….never got deleted…

Did a Willa Holland is hot post…saying her mom, who was some groupie Hollywood slut who was married to Brain DePalma, had a golden uterus cuz she made some half nude hipster actress. It was a SUPER positive post compared to my hateful posts….and her mom jumped in said some shit and reported me…..and BOOM…10 or more years of twitter dead.

So fuck you Willa Holland, you coddled LA trash looking for some “artistry” to add some substance to your existence which will never happen cuz you’re so fucking lame…and fuck the gold digging UTERUS you crawled out of. Fucking trash with her slutty selfies….

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2019

23

Jan

Willa Holland Hard Nipples of the Day

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Willa Holland is hot, she may not matter in terms of her celebrity. I know she was on the OC and on some other Nerd Shit, so maybe she’s more famous that I think. I also know that her stepfather is the legendary film director Brian de Palma, because her mom knows what’s up. Her godfather or is Spielberg or some shit so she’s dialed in, but the most interesting thing about her is that she is dating a hipster photographr who takes pics of nude instagram girls…which I guess has rubbed off on her and helped her develop her own aesthetic that’s pretty fucking great…no bra, just nipples…good.

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2018

16

May

Willa Holland is Hot of the Day

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I didn’t realize that until March 30th, Willa Holland was still on TV, because I don’t watch that HERB NERD shit…like AAROW…you know some fucking super hero low budget shit that every virgin loser falls into.. because they fucking love comic books…they are their only friends..

I just thought Willa Holland was a hipster instagram model now that she’s rich and doesn’t need to work…with some hipster photographer boyfriend mooching off her to increase his own profile…that she doesn’t realize she’s being used by…because he fucks her properly…

Her’s some of their “ART”…

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2018

10

May

Willa Holland Tits Out of the Day

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Willa Holland was the younger sister on the O.C., which was a show I watched when it was on TV, because it gave me something to talk to college girls about, since I had nothing better to talk to college girls about, because even a decade ago, they were dumb, self involved cunts, with little to no substance, who relied on weekly TV shows and dumb punchlines from dumb movies as a starting point in a conversation… to really feel like they had enough of a connection to sit on your face later that night…

I mean I was in my 40s….and I guess what the fuck else were we to do with each other….in an era before everyone was online and we couldn’t just Facebook friend, selfie and tag each other on instagram or tinder, it required actual work to get laid like “OMG Marissa was such a bitch to Seth Last Week”…you know the shit that really makes a girl tick at her fucking core…because women are idiots…

Either way, the unmemorable “Marissa’s little sister”…lives in LA…is dating or married to an instagram photographer who blocked me, because I guess he felt he hit the big time with this one….and I guess he did because she’s Brian DePalma’s stepdaughter or some shit, which is pretty iconic, and only because it means her mom is a groupie gold digging whore…who stage parents and created whatever this smoking instagram naked for attention this is…

Good times. Great Times.

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2017

25

Jul

Willa Holland Throwback Nudes of the Day

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Willa Holland was the younger sister on the O.C., which was a show I watched when it was on TV, because it gave me something to talk to college girls about, since I had nothing better to talk to college girls about, because even a decade ago, they were dumb, self involved cunts, with little to no substance, who relied on weekly TV shows and dumb punchlines from dumb movies as a starting point in a conversation, to really feel like they had enough of a connection to sit on your face later that night…I mean this was an era before everyone was online and we couldn’t just Facebook friend, selfie and tag each other on instagram or tinder, it required actual work to get laid like “OMG Marissa was such a bitch to Seth Last Week”…you know the shit that really makes a girl tick at her fucking core…because in case you didn’t know, there have been dumb sluts for generations, seducing them has just become way easier if you have even the basic level of intelligence..

She’s also some connected rich kid related to Steven Spielberg or some shit, and she’s on some nerd shit TV show, and does the hipster nude shit, and looks good enough to stare at,

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2016

28

Oct

Willa Holland Ass of the Day

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Willa Holland is dating an instagram photographer – who may be rich because his last name is Walton, and we hope he is rich, because instagram photographers don’t make money even after they make it as photographers since being a photographer is a fucking joke, it’s called an iphone – anyone can use them – and the only reason any dude wants to be a photographer is for the pussy. It’s a great excuse for the pussy…”hey want to shoot”…and when on the shoot “I like to do things very euro, so get naked”…and after the shoot when all the sexual tension is built up….get drunk and fuck…and sometimes a celebrity or actress from TV will happen to come across your shit, you’re in LA, and they like it, allowing you to move in on them…and MOOCH….while taking pics of their asses to build your following – establish yourself and have something for her fans to jerk off to. Solid.

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