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2015

04

Aug

Willa Holland Copies her Ass of the Day

Willa Holland is Steven Spielberg’s god daughter, you like most of the young actresses in Hollywood, she’s related to someone in the industry, it just makes sense to keep it within the community, rather than giving it to some fame whore who doesn’t understand the way the industry works, and who can’t handle the star studded parties and events because they didn’t grow up with Steve Spielberg as a God father, and they can’t handle their coke, because they haven’t been stealing it from their mom’s stash on weekends…

Well, she’s in some nerd comic book show, I don’t remember which one…I remember as the OC Mischa Barton younger sister…and here she is pantsless, on a photocopier and if you look close enough you can see pussy lip…good luck with that…

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2015

21

Jul

Willa Holland’s Bikini of the Day

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Willa Holland is Brian De Palma’s stepdaughter and I like stepdaughters….

Especially when they played the younger sister on the OC, back when Mischa Barton was falling apart at the fucking seams…

Well, here she is in a kiddie pool for you perverts who are really into things in the kiddie pools whether in a bikini or not…because you’re a fucking predator…

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2015

10

Jun

Willa Holland in Panties of the Day

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Here is some Willa Holland demonstrating how good social media is…because girls can take sexy pics, and they do take selfie pics, not just when they are famous or catering to their fans, but because they are girls and girls love being sexy…it’s a fucking fact that stems from their uteruses wanting to be filled on a physiological level…

That is why if you were to go onto instagram at any given time – you will see half naked girls. Some will have 100,000 followers, some 1,000,000, others have 2,000 and still get naked on the shit…pretty much leveling the playing field and making it fair game for anyone to be jerked off to…and you don’t need to be Brian De Palma’s stepdaughter, or Steve Spielberg’s goddaughter, to be relevant thanks to panty pics…every last one of you is relevant or can be relevant thanks to panty pics…and thank god for that…

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2015

19

May

Willa Holland Laying In Bed of the DAy

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Willa Holland was the sister on the OC, people wanted to fuck her harder than she was Micha Barton….Now she’s on some Canadian produced shitty TV show that I am sure a bunch of Virgin Losers watch – like you since you are a virgin loser and since it is based on some kind of nerd comic…..

She exists in the entertainment world for the same reason most people exist in the entertainment world…raw talent…and by raw talent I mean her stepfather was Brian De Palma…who you may know as the director of Scarface…and who probably has a huge list of “friends”..in the industry…who could appreciate her raw talent…

I guess lucky for her, she wasn’t one of the teens that the industry passed around as a sex object, because apparently, the child sex rate is higher in producer offices than any school principal, janitor or bus driver’s office combined..

Not that any of that matters, I mean everything in life is based on who you know, and if I was a stepfather with any access, I’d get you the easy money too…because easy money just makes sense when your life objective is hookers and booze..and easy money just makes sense because working fucking sucks…..

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2015

22

Apr

Willa Holland “Artistic” Flash of the Day

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Willa Holland was the sister on the OC, she’s on some Canadian produced shitty TV show that I am sure a bunch of Virgin Losers watch – since it is based on some kind of nerd comic book shit..

She exists in the entertainment world for the same reason most people exist in the entertainment world…raw talent…and by raw talent I mean her stepfather was Brian De Palma…who you may know as the director of Scarface…and who probably has a huge list of “friends”..in the industry…who could appreciate her raw talent…

Not that any of that matters, I mean everything in life is based on who you know, and if I had a massive Director for a stepfather, I’d take the easy money too…because easy money just makes sense when your life objective is hookers and booze..

Either way, she posted this artistic, hip picture of her flashing that is shot from the wrong angle..but that I can accept as clever enough…

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2015

09

Apr

Willa Holland in a Bikini for Instagram of the Day

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Willa Holland was the younger sister on The O.C. A show I used to watch because it allowed me to pray on young college girls when I was in my mid 30s and not really anything an 20 year old would want to have sex with – at least not on the surface, but the second I dropped some “Latest episode of OC” knowledge

She was also on Gossip Girl…which was from what I’ve been told The O.C. in New York…but I didn’t watch that one, I was too old to seduce girls when it was on the air and my penis just didn’t work at the same level….it was just creepy.

Now she’s on Arrow, a cheesy filmed in Canada show….all because she got her start because she hung out with Steven Spielberg when she was 7….

Her stepfather, and we love stepfathers was Brian De Palma, sounds normal..I mean I guess like anyone else, the girls who make it are already rich and connected, their moms are hot enough to suck dick, or they are hot enough to suck dick…it’s funny that that stereotype is true..

Now she’s in a bikini.

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2015

09

Mar

Willa Holland in a Bikini of the Day

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Willa Holland was the younger sister on The O.C. A show I used to watch because it allowed me to pray on young college girls when I was in my mid 30s and not really anything an 20 year old would want to have sex with – at least not on the surface, but the second I dropped some “Latest episode of OC” knowledge

She was also on Gossip Girl…which was from what I’ve been told The O.C. in New York…but I didn’t watch that one, I was too old to seduce girls when it was on the air and my penis just didn’t work at the same level

Now she’s on Arrow, a cheesy filmed in Canada show….all because she got her start because she hung out with Steven Spielberg when she was 7….Her stepfather, and we love stepfathers was Brian De Palma, sounds normal..I mean I guess like anyone else, the girls who make it are already rich and connected, their moms are hot enough to suck dick, or they are hot enough to suck dick…it’s funny that that stereotype is true..

I forgot she existed, the world clearly hasn’t…and here’s some of her in a bikini for instagram…a good way to be reminded..because she’s got a hot little body…

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2014

24

Oct

Willa Holland Bikini for Twitter of the Day

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Willa Holland was the younger sister on The O.C. A show I used to watch because it allowed me to pray on young college girls when I was in my mid 30s and not really anything an 20 year old would want to have sex with – at least not on the surface, but the second I dropped some “Latest episode of OC” knowledge…girls didn’t care…they were just swooped in and locked down….manipulating the general public / hot dumb girls shouldn’t be so easy..but I guess I am glad it is…

She was also on Gossip Girl…which was from what I’ve been told The O.C. in New York…but I didn’t watch that one, I was too old to seduce girls when it was on the air and my penis just didn’t work at the same level – seeing as I threw in the towel…

She got her start because she hung out with Steven Spielberg when she was 7….sounds normal..I mean I guess like anyone else, the girls who make it are already rich and connected, their moms are hot enough to suck dick, or they are hot enough to suck dick…it’s funny that that stereotype is true…

Now she’s on something called Arrow, but more interestingly, she’s posting shitty bikini pics from afar on instagram – that I cropped because I like bikini ass on anyone – especially when it is too pixelated for cellulite.

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2014

25

Aug

Willa Holland’s Bikini for Instagram of the Day

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Willa Holland is some tween from the OC…that was a decade or two ago and she’s pretty alright in her pretty low level bikini pics for social media…but maybe I just like her half naked gangster pose…it reminds me of Suge Knight like some 90s rap act, half naked…but not shot 6 times…after a Chris Brown party.

I am really not all that excited by any of this nonsense…because if you leave your house, and I don’t, you will see hot, half naked, breast implanted amazing girls with great bodies – doing all kinds of everyday stuff who are actually a lot more interesting than any self involved cunt who wants so desperately to be in a movie. In front of the camera, but not the kind of famous you find in a bar at 3 am, drunk and ready for her big break…the other kind of famous where she’s probably gonna never give you the time of day.

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2014

15

Aug

Willa Holland Bikini Ass for Instagram of the Day

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Willa Holland was in the O.C. It was a show we’d watch because we’d go drinking at some college bar on Thursday nights, which is what I remember being the night the show was on, and we’d fuck girls based on the O.C. knowledge alone…like “did you watch tonight’s O.C., OMG, I can’t even”….and for some reason they didn’t find it weird we were 40 year olds watching the O.C….but instead were sucking our dicks in their dorms…well that happened once…but still a good enough success rate for me…

Either way, I had a friend who was in on that bullshit with me, and he obsessed with Willa Holland, and I am guessing that was around 10 years ago, and she’s 23 now…so she was obviously young as fuck then…that friend is clearly now a father of 2 soon to be 13 year olds, it’ll be interesting to see how their birthday pool parties pan out…

I forgot she existed, the world clearly hasn’t…and here’s some of her in a bikini for instagram…a good way to be reminded.