Willa Holland is the reason why my original Twitter got deleted after 15 years of hateful and hilarious commentary that no one seemed to like, that never really got me viral, but maybe I don’t have the talent or jokes that deserve to go viral, but I still liked having my archive of years of things to cancel me over, but that they didn’t bother canceling me over, because I am already non-existent and basically cancelled…..

The reason they deleted “DrunkStepfather” the legend who never was, is because I did a Willa Holland post that called her mother some industry whore, because she was married to Brain de Palma and Stephen Spielberg was this bitch’s god father, something that makes no sense, but maybe she was passed around the rich men’s table….I don’t know, but it got my shit deleted…..Don’t mess with Brian De Palma’s whore wife or her daughter I guess….

Anyway, Holland played Micha Barton’s sister on the OC, which is still a fucking amazing show, I’ve rewatched it and they need to make shows like that again….she went onto Aarow and the Flash which I don’t watch because they are made in Canada super hero trash that are painful to watch…..but the more interesting thing about her is that she dated a hipster nude instagram photographer an let him snap off nudes of her to be edgy, which is what I’ll assume this titty pic is from, we’ll have to wait until the lawyers letter comes, because TAKING MY TWITTER WASN’T ENOUGH, ya cunt.

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