The world would be a better place if Kim Kardashian took her Baywatch clickbait, where she’s rocking a red one piece bathing suit that I am sure is part of her shitty SKAM of a brand called SKIMS, that I believe makes her a lot of money off the backs of poor, sad, pathetic women of the internet hoping that shapewear will save them from their life of misery, which it won’t….

My issue with this Baywatch cosplay is that she’s doing it against a white wall so that they can edit her freakish body into looking more womanly or less freakish, I mean she’s selling shapewear people, bitch needs to showcase the shape, or lie about it to sell merch to these retard women who support her thanks to being under her spell…

They photoshop her so hardcore, she’s a fucking caricature, a terrifying caricature that people still seem to think is HOT…..it’s weird….witchcraft!

But I am sure we can all agree that it’d be a far better campaign or activation or promotional video if they had her shoot this on a LA County lifeguard boat, where they throw her fat doughy fake as shit ass off the boat into the sharks to see if she’d make it back to shore….

You know, step it up you society ruining monster….

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