Willa Holland was Marissa’s sister on the OC, which I tried to re-watch recently and loved, but forget to keep watching. It’s on Amazon and Summer’s tits are far more amazing that I remember because I did watch the show back when it was on, I don’t remember Willa Holland necessarily, but I do remember being in my late 30s going to college bars to chat girls up with OC facts which never got me laid but probably could have if I was a predator with a fishing net……

So yeah, I called Willa Holland’s mom out in a post, because she was married to Brian de Palma, so I called her sex worker and Holland’s Godfather is Spielberg or some shit and the mom saw it on Twitter, early in the woke days, and got my original twitter @drunkstepfather………one I had since early twitter, with my archive of tweets that would get me cancelled if I had something to b cancelled from, or if I wasn’t already cancelled…….or maybe I just never was……….

But yeah, Willa Holland’s mom got my fucking twitter deleted, after live tweeting natural disasters, tragedies, MJ’s funeral, with all my worst jokes….a hip, young actress, who may or may not still act, I mean who cares about Willa Holland……but yeah, her mom ended my social media career…..

I should thank her, send her flowers, maybe marry her and become Willa Holland’s stepdad, but until then, I’m happy to see Willa Holland’s bikini selfie, because she’s looking pretty fucking hot..

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