Rihanna was in the latest issue of Esquire. The pics are pretty porny, but I guess not that porny, because if they were they wouldn’t have corporate advertising funding the shit, and instead she’d be on the stripper tour to make extra money, because that’s how pornstars work, where as Rihanna just makes hundreds of millions of dollars and does this half naked shit for fun, because I guess it reminds her of her hooking youth – turning tricks for British tourists for money that ended up turning into become an empire, so don’t believe anyone when they tell you that whoring doesn’t lay a solid foundation for a bright future…because now when she whores, it is for fun…you know the puritan kind of whoring…and this video is a win.

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