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2014

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Dec

Jessica Hart for Porter Magazine of the Day

Jessica Hart is some model who I think did Victoria’s Secret for 4 minutes, before getting on the model billionaire program, which is what all the clever models do, knowing that the billionaires are weirdos, possibly gay and need a model to show off to their friends to feel like they’ve officially made it or have it going on or whatever, even though they probably never see each other or fuck each other, it’s just some hooker shit that pays better than being a model…and that allows them the hope of marriage and babies, because billionaires don’t ever marry non-models…

That said, she’s Australian, and thus trash to begin with, so it is no surprised to her countrymen and here she is in Porter Magazine…fascinating.

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