Helen Flanagan reminds me of the stripper I was with last night. Not because the stripper I was with was anything near this good to look at, in fact I think the stripper from last night was missing one of her breasts, I go for the discount gils….but she reminded me of Helen Flanagan because she told me she wouldn’t work at the stripclub next door, because they charge 10 dollars a song instead of the 20 she apparently makes, probably once a day, by a sad and lonely asian who loves strippers….now the reason that reminds me of Helen Flanagan, is because she had better business sense than Helen Flanaga, who was an actress on TV….who said “fuck being an actress, I’m gonna be a Glamour model, which pays less, but at least I get to be hot and naked”….maybe there’s a strategy behind this…or maybe who gives a fuck, she’s pretty amazing…

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