As a 20 year old titty blog, I figure posting tits that have been exploited by the titty owner for the last 20 years makes sense. It’s like watching familiar tits rot, making you feel like a serial killer with a love for his kills he keeps in the basement, still fucking them when they are nothing more than bones and hair…

Anyway…Flanagan was an actress on a big show, set for life in a safe job, but decided the tits needed to be unleashed and that being a titty model was more important than acting, which it is, since acting is pretty fucking gay…

She married an athlete, had some kids, has probably attempted to go back to acting, only to realize she’s still got the tits, more used up, older, having been milk filled at least once, appealing to some of her audience and I figure if I don’t write about it, who will, she’s old timer and the younger generation just doesn’t care, so we can be irrelevant and outdated together, but she can do it better with her tits…

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Helen Flanagan was the Coronation Street actress who decided that being on the longest running TV show in the UK, which unfortunately for all of us in the Commonwealth are forced to watch that shit. It’s like how the Queen is on all our Money, Cornonation Street is on all our TVs….

That wasn’t good enough for Helen, she said my birthright as a UK chick with big tits is to be a trash can in trashy lad mags with my tits out, going to night clubs in cheesy sex shop apparel before it became an instagram trend with brands like Fashionova…turning every Kardashian wannabe into a pole dancer on her slow song….

Flanagan said “I have tits, put me in magazines and find me a Rugby Player or a Soccer Player to Breed with”…because it’s just more fun that being a character on repeat on a show that’s been on 90 years….like working at the fucking mill, but the acting on TV version.

Turns out, she’s still got the tits. Cheerio chimney sweeper…ready for a cuppa?

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Helen Flanagan was a UK actress on Coronation Street, which is a huge show that’s been on TV for 100 fucking years and thanks to being Canadian and one of the Queen’s colonies, I’ve been forced to watch it for the last 100 fucking years because we only have on TV channel in Canada.

So for 12 years, she played an important role on the soap opera, only to drop out and start Glamour modelling because she had tits that needed to be shown off….which is usually what people who don’t have acting work do.

She ended up getting knocked up or marrying some sports person as Glamour Models do and now she’s back to tits out, the way nature intended due to the tits existing in the first place….

So even as a mom, and old tired, rich mom, I’m into it.

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Helen Flanagan is the actress who landed one of those legacy soap opera style shows in her native land of the UK, but instead of sticking to the show, she decided to become a UK Glamour model because she had the tits to support that career move.

She got married to a footballer, or a rugby player, you know UK Glamour model things, and probably had a few kids….

So now that she’s old as shit, she’s still eagerly stripping down and showing off those now mommy milkers to the fans who fell for her tactics the first time.

This is a WELCOME BACK HELEN FLAN, the kind of DESSERT in her retirement years you’d likely want to stick your dick in before eating.

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What’s the expression? You can take the whore out of the kitchen but you can’t take the kitchen out of the whore? Or is it you can turn a housewife into a whore but you can’t turn a whore into a housewife…I think there’s a TikTok song about it…and this is the visual…

Helen Flanagan was an actress on a popular show in the UK, it probably didn’t pay huge, but it was steady work. She dropped out to be a UK Glamour model, because with tits like that, it’s a great way to have a fun life in your 20s. She landed with an athlete as Glamour Models do, tried to go back to the acting job like her RUMSPRINGER of being a Glamour Model never happened, but the tits were too powerful, they couldn’t be contained, they instead needed to be seen, so she’s pulled them the fuck out all these years later for the dozens of fans she has around the world that used to fap to these fap flappers…

She’s older and….older.

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Do you remember Helen Flanagan? I barely remember her by my only friend the HOMESEXUAL Stefan who may be a fed, because he’s way too into the tits seems to remember her, so you probably too…she had big tits.

If you don’t remember her, she’s a now 33 year old mom of two, who started as an English actress and became an English Glamour model on bootleg reality shows, only to go back to her acting, barely.

She began her big titty career on Cornation Street, which is one of the longest running shows in British TV, that I know about because it always played on our free government funded channel and sometimes when hungover you were forced to see how the working class British live according to the soap opera.

So she started on the show at 10, back in 2000, which means a lot of pedos have probably masturbated to her even before she had tits….but when she officially got tits and got too old to be jailbait, she left the show at 22 to become a Glamour Model….which is a weird trajectory for an actor, usually you stick to the acting and avoid the whoring the tits out in Lad Mags and for the Paps.

She still reprises her Cornation Street role sometimes, seems as recent as 2019, along with shitty reality shows and she’s still got her tits that I’ll assume she uses to sell exclusive content where the real money lives!

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Helen Flanagan was a UK TV soap star, who I guess wasn’t making much money on the TV Soap Opera, or maybe she didn’t feel like she was being used to her full busty potential, so she decided to become a UK Glamour model, which from what I’ve been told doesn’t make any fucking money, but gets you all the glory of being the tits dudes jerk off to…making me assume she was either a rich kid, a sugar baby, or on a mission to get pregnant, which I guess she decided to do at her peak of success because she knew it was all downhill and time to lock it down, as dudes generally hate pregnant girls, it is more of a niche fetish.

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