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2024

24

Apr

Helen Flanagan’s Still Got the Tits of the Day

Helen Flanagan was a UK actress on Coronation Street, which is a huge show that’s been on TV for 100 fucking years and thanks to being Canadian and one of the Queen’s colonies, I’ve been forced to watch it for the last 100 fucking years because we only have on TV channel in Canada.

So for 12 years, she played an important role on the soap opera, only to drop out and start Glamour modelling because she had tits that needed to be shown off….which is usually what people who don’t have acting work do.

She ended up getting knocked up or marrying some sports person as Glamour Models do and now she’s back to tits out, the way nature intended due to the tits existing in the first place….

So even as a mom, and old tired, rich mom, I’m into it.

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2023

12

Dec

Old Lady Helen Flanagan Back in Action of the Day

Helen Flanagan is the actress who landed one of those legacy soap opera style shows in her native land of the UK, but instead of sticking to the show, she decided to become a UK Glamour model because she had the tits to support that career move.

She got married to a footballer, or a rugby player, you know UK Glamour model things, and probably had a few kids….

So now that she’s old as shit, she’s still eagerly stripping down and showing off those now mommy milkers to the fans who fell for her tactics the first time.

This is a WELCOME BACK HELEN FLAN, the kind of DESSERT in her retirement years you’d likely want to stick your dick in before eating.

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2023

20

Nov

Helen Flanagan Back to Titty Modelling of the Day


What’s the expression? You can take the whore out of the kitchen but you can’t take the kitchen out of the whore? Or is it you can turn a housewife into a whore but you can’t turn a whore into a housewife…I think there’s a TikTok song about it…and this is the visual…

Helen Flanagan was an actress on a popular show in the UK, it probably didn’t pay huge, but it was steady work. She dropped out to be a UK Glamour model, because with tits like that, it’s a great way to have a fun life in your 20s. She landed with an athlete as Glamour Models do, tried to go back to the acting job like her RUMSPRINGER of being a Glamour Model never happened, but the tits were too powerful, they couldn’t be contained, they instead needed to be seen, so she’s pulled them the fuck out all these years later for the dozens of fans she has around the world that used to fap to these fap flappers…

She’s older and….older.

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2023

17

Oct

Helen Flanagan in Costumes of the Day

Do you remember Helen Flanagan? I barely remember her by my only friend the HOMESEXUAL Stefan who may be a fed, because he’s way too into the tits seems to remember her, so you probably too…she had big tits.

If you don’t remember her, she’s a now 33 year old mom of two, who started as an English actress and became an English Glamour model on bootleg reality shows, only to go back to her acting, barely.

She began her big titty career on Cornation Street, which is one of the longest running shows in British TV, that I know about because it always played on our free government funded channel and sometimes when hungover you were forced to see how the working class British live according to the soap opera.

So she started on the show at 10, back in 2000, which means a lot of pedos have probably masturbated to her even before she had tits….but when she officially got tits and got too old to be jailbait, she left the show at 22 to become a Glamour Model….which is a weird trajectory for an actor, usually you stick to the acting and avoid the whoring the tits out in Lad Mags and for the Paps.

She still reprises her Cornation Street role sometimes, seems as recent as 2019, along with shitty reality shows and she’s still got her tits that I’ll assume she uses to sell exclusive content where the real money lives!

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2018

04

Sep

Helen Flanagan Mom Lingerie of the Day

From Cornation Street to Titty Model to Pregnant as Fuck in some Ready to Drop Porn – here’s Helen Flanigan in some Maternity Lingerie for the mom who still wants to get fucked…

Just because I let homie cum in me, and a baby form in me, doesn’t mean I can’t wear this thong….

That’s the world we live in….

I mean we also live in a world where an actress on a show that has been on the air for 75 fucking years, left that show to titty model and be forgotten…early on in this “Why work when I can be paid to show off my tits” pre social media era where Flanagan is from

I’m only posting it- cuz fetishes you know…

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2015

05

Mar

Pregnant Helen Flanagan of the Day

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Helen Flanagan was a UK TV soap star, who I guess wasn’t making much money on the TV Soap Opera, or maybe she didn’t feel like she was being used to her full busty potential, so she decided to become a UK Glamour model, which from what I’ve been told doesn’t make any fucking money, but gets you all the glory of being the tits dudes jerk off to…making me assume she was either a rich kid, a sugar baby, or on a mission to get pregnant, which I guess she decided to do at her peak of success because she knew it was all downhill and time to lock it down, as dudes generally hate pregnant girls, it is more of a niche fetish.

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2014

24

Dec

Helen Flanagan Pregnant Bikini of the Day

Helen Flanagan is some UK nobody, who I guess dropped out of some low level Soap Opera secondary character to be a glamour model, which in turn got her what I assume was either a Soccer playing husband, who is now a baby daddy, or some other billionaire…because the key to being a hot girl who gold digs properly, is to have photoshoots published in magazines, so that you seem more legit than all the other hot girls who are just gold diggers, you see because these rich guys don’t fucking know the difference, they don’t know how broke you are, or if you get paid, they just care about the image that comes with dating you, and when you’re Helen Flanagan, you’re not much different than a cocktail waitress, but you’ve positioned yourself to be totally different…making her a smart girl…with her future in mind…which is probbaly why she’s knocked up….and wearing a bikini…still looking good enough to masturbate to, if you like girls with other men’s babies in them….at the stage where they just look like they have a distended stomach like they are ethiopian…porn to me..

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2014

01

Dec

Helen Flanagan Hot for The Sun of the Day

Helen Flanagan reminds me of the stripper I was with last night. Not because the stripper I was with was anything near this good to look at, in fact I think the stripper from last night was missing one of her breasts, I go for the discount gils….but she reminded me of Helen Flanagan because she told me she wouldn’t work at the stripclub next door, because they charge 10 dollars a song instead of the 20 she apparently makes, probably once a day, by a sad and lonely asian who loves strippers….now the reason that reminds me of Helen Flanagan, is because she had better business sense than Helen Flanaga, who was an actress on TV….who said “fuck being an actress, I’m gonna be a Glamour model, which pays less, but at least I get to be hot and naked”….maybe there’s a strategy behind this…or maybe who gives a fuck, she’s pretty amazing…

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2014

04

Nov

Helen Flanagan Shaves of the Day

Helen Flanagan is a funny UK Glamour Model, who I guess is doing a shave for a UK Glamour model Lad Mag, where she gets to showcase her talent as a model, because she’s got a huge set of tits, and a huge set of tits, when it comes to Glamour Modelling is all the talent you fucking need….I guess this is some Movember shit…

The funny thing about Helen Flanagan is that she started out as a legit actor on some Soap Opera…who dropped out to do this…and that’s the kind of career scope and ambition I like “why learn lines and go on set and maybe have a career, when I can just show my tits”…my kind of logic…

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2014

07

Oct

Helen Flanagan Amazing for “The Sun” of the Day

Helen Flanagan may not mean anything to you, but she’s some Glamour Model in the UK who clearly is fuckin amazing, and I am not just saying that because she’s holding her massive tits in a Glamour Model shoot. I am saying it because she was a child actor in some kind of soap opera who threw it all away to do this…titty modelling…

What the fuck is wrong with a girl, to throw her working actor job away to be the next Jordan Katie Price. It just makes no sense. She could have leveraged it to get Academy Award caliber performances, where she’d make more money and have more credibility as a person…opening more doors…hell she could have played a Glamor model in a movie to get that out of her system…but instead she went down this road.by choice..low level..and that’s hot as fuck…this is like a college grad stripping because she wants to, not because she has to…so good.

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