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2023

17

Oct

Helen Flanagan in Costumes of the Day

Do you remember Helen Flanagan? I barely remember her by my only friend the HOMESEXUAL Stefan who may be a fed, because he’s way too into the tits seems to remember her, so you probably too…she had big tits.

If you don’t remember her, she’s a now 33 year old mom of two, who started as an English actress and became an English Glamour model on bootleg reality shows, only to go back to her acting, barely.

She began her big titty career on Cornation Street, which is one of the longest running shows in British TV, that I know about because it always played on our free government funded channel and sometimes when hungover you were forced to see how the working class British live according to the soap opera.

So she started on the show at 10, back in 2000, which means a lot of pedos have probably masturbated to her even before she had tits….but when she officially got tits and got too old to be jailbait, she left the show at 22 to become a Glamour Model….which is a weird trajectory for an actor, usually you stick to the acting and avoid the whoring the tits out in Lad Mags and for the Paps.

She still reprises her Cornation Street role sometimes, seems as recent as 2019, along with shitty reality shows and she’s still got her tits that I’ll assume she uses to sell exclusive content where the real money lives!

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