I am into this HELEN FLANAGAN , soap star from the UK with great tits who quit being in a Soap Opera to go onto bigger and better things…like showing off her tits…because when you have tits like this, you might as well throw a solid regular acting job girls would die for, down the toilet, to do glamour model pics, in what we can only describe as major fucking daddy issue…issues so deep that all she cares about is having her tits stared at, rather than actually learning lines and being on TV and shit…

She’s in NUTS this month, she’s in a sheer Bra, she’s pretty fucking substantial and doing a good job with this whole “Look at my tits, they are big thing”…I’m into it.

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Helen Flanagan is hilarious….but more importantly, she’s busty and not afraid to own them titties….or more importantly squeeze them into some sort of halter top….spilling all over the place like they were BP….and I am into it…I mean who wouldn’t embrace a girl who threw away a shitty acting career, to do such great things like pose for PETA with the likes of PAM ANDERSON and Glamour Model photoshoots, in shitty LAD MAGS you know because being on TV didn’t feed her make attention craving needs. I mean whatever it is that goes wrong in a girl’s life, that forces her to quit a good gig to become internationally known for her tits, is something I am totally all about. She’s amazing, even if I predict her one day being super fat, we don’t have to worry about that here and now….

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Helen Flanagan makes me laugh and not just because of her Megan Fox tattoo on her forearm, in what must have been a drunk decision, or maybe her losing a bet at a party, whatever the reason for it, an no matter how awful and horrid it is it doesn’t over power the amazingness of her fucking tits…and thank god for that…not that any tattoo would take away from any tits…

The only thing that makes tits not matter is when they are lesbian tits….in which case they are barely tits…up on a “If a tree falls in the woods, does it make a sound” shit….because being on a lesbian, they no longer matter even if they are amazing and you can still jerk off to them…

I digress…this HELEN FLANAGAN ….is fantastic…she left a hit Soap Opera, one of the longest running shows in the UK, to be a Glamour Model…and that’s just such bad planning it’s erotic…but only cuz she’s got these tits…

Thank you hormones in the food.

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FHM has their Top 100 List, because it’s good for publicity, even if these lists are nonsense, subjective, crafted by publicists, and thrown together with little thought or effort. The winner always who you expect it to be. The other girls probably paid to get there, because they can put it on their wikipedia page, but I guess it is an excuse to party, and we like to party…especially with dozens of UK busty trash, like Helen Flanagan who dropped out of her TV gig to be a Glamour model, in a move that would be insane anywhere but the UK, becuase Glamour models get the most love and male attention, while TV shows are ignored as everyone’s watching American TV…

In case you were wondering, Mila Kunis is their number 1, obviously.

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Helen Flanagan has a stupid fucking tattoo. I am guessing she’s a Megan Fox fan, or just some pile of trash who landed work on a Soap Opera, but who is instead modeling half naked, cuz her tits are built for that, but that is still a totally backwards career move, that can only be explained by not being explained, cuz all that matters is staring at this fucking body, who cares about why she’s got that tattoo, or why she’s in underwear, just take in her busty glory and has all her teeth, something that makes her top quality in the UK, cuz usually you get one or the other when it comes to their fuckable bitches.

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Helen Flanagan is the Soap Star from the UK turned Glamour Model, because no one cares about Soap Stars in the UK, but everyone cares about Glamour models, in what I would consider some backwards logic, but don’t really bother looking too much into it, as Glamour models are hookers, who get naked, and slut out for the camera, and that’s enough of a dream and aspiration for me. In fact I think all girls should aspire to that. Fuck actual careers. Being half naked is what really matters.

Either way, I’m a fan.

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Last week…..at least I think it was last week…I posted the video that goes along with these pics….of Helen Flanagan doing some sexy Jockey viral video shit for a betting site….well Helen Flanagan has gone on to post some of the pics from the shoot….that focus on what’s important about her craft…and that is her boobs…

The interesting thing about this busty UK starlet, is that she only exists because she was on a Soap Opera…something all the Glamour models wish they would land….but instead of riding out a cushy career on TV…she quit and decided to become a Glamour model…because I guess her dad didn’t hug her enough growing up…and her tits…her tits just wanted to be celebrated more than they were on TV…

Her whole career path is insane, but not as insane as the fact that I am writing about it….

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Her name is Helen Flanagan…she’s a UK soap actress turned Glamour model…which is usually the opposite of how it is supposed to go down…she quit her gig on the most depressing yet longest running show on UK TV to do thinks like this youtube video….where she shows off her tits…cuz being in the UK and having tits like this…means using them in the lowest, cheapest, most amazing way….and thank god for this…..I mean seriously, I think if the queen had hangers like this she’d be on the cover of those LAD MAGS topless..it is just their way…

This video is awesome…

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Helen Flanagan from some shitty UK Soap Opera that she quit….even though it is likely a gig girls freak out about getting…..has taken a liking to all the male attention she’s getting…while rocking an idiotic Megan Fox Marilyn Monroe forearm tattoo…that you shouldn’t be looking at…cuz you have her big fucking tits on display….

I guess it is her attempt at taking charge of her own career….going the route that I like….from TV to Glamour model in all it’s amazing slutty glory….but kinda backwards when most girls get naked to get TV gigs……..but not Helen Flanagan…Helen Flanagan beats to her own amazing big breasted drum and knows her placem in the world…. and that place is half naked….soon to be in sex tapes…

This could be part of some kind of breakdown….attention seeking cuz daddy didn’t hug her enough….showing off her huge tits…cuz she knows that is what we want…but whatever it is…. I like it….

Here are some pics she put to twitter.

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Helen Flanagan is a busty UK saap star…from Cornation Street, some blue collar ghetto shot shit that I used to watch and that gives me panic attacks cuz it’s so garbage….and this is coming from a dude who lives in a one bedroom, unheated, basement apartment with rats….but she was the flower growing amongst all the fucking shit I guess….and now she’s gone onto great things…like this photoshoot that screams cheap porn magazine pics before the porn happens…you know the whole first three naughty teacher pics to set the fucking mood…and I fucking love it…even if most my fantasys when it comes to school is not getting my Masters degree…but instead being that naughty teacher….cuz young college girls are fucking hot…

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