I don’t know why I am fascinated by Helen Flanagan’s story…she was a soap star in the UK, who may not have been all that famous but was on TV, which is more famous than most of the girls I follow on Instagram…and instead of pursuing that career…you know since she was already on TV and it would theoretically be easy to get more work in TV…she decided to strip down in magazines and become a Glamour model…something I can’t imagine pays better than being on TV…because I am convinced these girls who are all average looking at best…do it for the attention and stamp of approval that leads to richer and more famous boyfriends…since their public profile is more than what it was when they were just working as a cocktail waitress…but I am not complaining, any reason from Daddy Issues to credit card debt to get a girl half naked is a win for me…

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Glamour model Helen Flanagan who was once a super famous actress in the UK only to say “fuck acting, I wanna show off my tits, cuz tits are more fun to show off than acting, even though I can show off my tits while acting, but why would I do that, when I can just lay around and not get paid to be half naked in these mags that would probably still shoot me if I was still acting, but figure it’s better to commit to the whole Glamour Model bottom feeding full heartedly, instead of working on winning awards, cuz actors are shit”…at least that’s what I assume happened when trying to figure out the logic behind a girl who has a gig acting, but becomes a “glamour model”…instead…which I shouldn’t bother caring about, when I should just be staring at them tits.

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Helen Flanagan the actress turned Glamour model with huge tits…who I guess thinks being a Glamour model is higher impact and a better career move than being on some Shitty UK show 80 year old women watch…and decided that rather than riding that out into a career on some shitty soap 80 year old women watch..she might as well shock and awe and bust out her tits in photoshoots cuz that’s what Kelly Brook and Jordan Katie Price did and look at those millionaire bitches now…

I’m not complaining…because I don’t care enough to care…

But also cuz any excuse for a girl to get naked for success…career…or really just for the sake of getting naked…works for me…

She’s posing with her stupid Megan Fox Tattoo for Playboy and she looks lovely and photoshopped the way I like my pictures to be…as they help me judge regular girls based on unrealistic expectations…which leads to better sex from them…when even the hot ones scramble…with their inadequacies…

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Helen Flanagan is a babe and now she’s attached herself to PETA because PETA has good visibility for low levels to get as much impact for their charity that I am sure Helen Flanagan still appreciates because everyone loves animals, but is probably not all that committed to, because she’s trying to get as much exposure as possible, usually by exposing her tits…even though she was already on TV. She didn’t have to really show her tits to make it because she already made it…

It’s like she’s gone intentional low level fame whore doing low level fame whore things…but she’s wearing a Santa themed outfit….which is far more pornographic than when my wife puts on her Christmas sweat suit she wears every year that doesn’t fit and smells like assholes…it’s like keep your holiday themed seduction to your fucking self you pig…save that for girls like Helen Flanagan…

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Helen Flanagan is doing Christmas almost as well as I DO CHRISTMAS ….posing topless by the tree…like some kind of busty glamour model, because she is a glamour model, even though she was an actress on a TV show, which is essentially the same situation as if Jennifer Aniston quit friends to go do soft core porn, the UK version, which makes no sense and is dripping with daddy issues, but in her defence girls are all fucking jacked up on Daddy issues and craving male attention that the term daddy issues shouldn’t even exist, it should just be called having a twat.

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Helen Flanagan apparently posed for 100 years of the bra…that started with Miley in her VMA performance and ended in I don’t even know what or how this is celebrating the bra or 100 years of the bra…Miley doesn’t even have tits or wear a bra…but whatever……

I Just know she’s a busty actress no one cared about who figured she’s better off being a glamour model because in the UK, Glamor models are all that fucking matter, they are the only girls who get retirement plans from the rich dudes, all from not wearing the bra…making this way too high concept for my handicapped brain to grasp…

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Helen Flanagan is in FHM France, and you’d expect that being FHM France, there would be more nipple…partially because even the kids shows in france have topless bitches in them…but also because this Helen Flanagan chick is all about her tits…

She’s so about her tits that she left a secondary role in a soap opera, which is a big gig for the average person, to be a titty model who has only really shown her nipples officially ONE TIME and that one time was magical…

Who really knows what her hustle is, what her cry for attention is, why she wants to be Glamour Model when she was already in an acting job, but more importantly, who knows why I even know who Helen Falangan is…

Here are her FHM pics…

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Helen Flanagan is really taking this Glamour Model shit seriously…In case you don’t follow Helen Flanagan’s career, she was a TV star on some syndicated UK show, and decided “shit this TV thing is boring, real girls with big tits, do lad mags, date soccer players and are loved by the the UK reality TV scene”…which for some reason seemed more strategic for her, which works for me, because like every girl who is under 23, she’s got huge tits, thanks to hormones in the food, and huge tits, especially when posted like this…are good times…I assume her play is to be the next Kate Upton, you know another fat girl who isn’t quite fat yet, getting paid and masturbated to by many, and I guess I like that hustle…enough to post it….even if I am more into her booty…

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